"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

In the spirit of the season (and because I couldn't come up with anything intellectual), we'll take a brief break from the usual technical articles and instead offer up a lighthearted attempt at some astrological riddles.  Hopefully, these will induce a smile, chuckle, laugh, or groan.  

What is a vacation itinerary from Travelocity called?  A Triplicity.

What do Saudi actors aspire to?  Arabic Parts

What do you call it when two NFL players catch the football at once?  A Mutual Reception

What happened when the enthusiastic operatic astrologer went Christmas Caroling?  
He sang "The Last Noel" Tyl he was exhausted.

What is Dolly Parton's Web address? www.dollyparton.com/bust

What is a common construction plan for many high density suburban areas? An Equal House System

What was the result of the Las Vegas neon repairman's work?  A Fixed Sign

Where do E.T.'s shop?  At the Galactic Center

Where is Pepsi unavailable?  In Koch Houses

What aspect structure is most helpful to a carpenter?  A T-Square

What does a lottery winner get annually when he chooses a multiyear payout?  A Part of Fortune.

What gets swollen when the Moon gets an infection?  The Lunar Nodes

What did the first two little pigs build?  Natural Houses

How do desperate conspiracy theorists attempt to compare President Bush and his father? 
They use Iran-Contra parallels

Why did the astrologer go to the restroom?  Why, to void of course.

What is the result when a Hollywood wife finds out her high-profile spouse has been cheating on her?  
A Fixed Star

Is it true that Noel Tyl is a medium?  Absolutely not, he's definitely an extra large.

Note:  Because this is a PG-Rated site, there are neither gratuitous, smutty references the name of the planet that rules Aquarius nor any riddles with Hard Aspects as the answer.  If the reader chooses to stoop this low, one can make up his/her own, but I take absolutely no responsibility...

Happy Holidays!

Don