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An Astrological Look at Bumper Stickers

Just this week, I received a new catalog from AzureGreen, a company in Middlefield, MA (www.AzureGreen.com).  Among their other products, they had an amazingly diverse array of bumper stickers.  Some were funny, some not, but I started thinking about which Zodiac signs would be motivated to display specific messages.

These messages are not all politically correct (nor were they intended to be), but that's part of the fun.  And don't be offended if your particular sign in my list is associated with characteristics you choose not to identify with.  The whole idea is to have some fun and reinforce our astrological knowledge at the same time.

So maybe the next time you're driving and see a bumper sticker, hopefully you'll think to yourself, "I bet that driver is an _______" (fill in the blank with an astrological Sun sign).  It's a good way to pass time in traffic.

Here's my list of a couple examples of each Sun sign's hypothetical bumper stickers from the good folks at AzureGreen.  Check out their site, too because they have lots more.  Enjoy!

ZODIAC BUMPER STICKERS

       Aries

Do NOT start with me
You will NOT win
Get In — Sit Down —
Shut Up — Hold On

     Taurus

TREE HUGGING DIRT WORSHIPPER EARTH FIRST.
We’ll strip mine the
other planets later

     Gemini

I’M NOT TENSE…
just terribly, terribly alert.
SARCASM
IS JUST ONE MORE SERVICE WE OFFER

     Cancer

NEXT MOOD SWING…
6 MINUTES
Who are these kids and
why are they calling me Mom?

         Leo

I’m really easy to get along with, ONCE YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO WORSHIP ME HERE I AM.
Now what were your other
two wishes?

       Virgo

A Clear Conscience is
Sign of a Bad Memory
Don’t Believe
Everything You Think

       Libra

WARNING
Driver Applying Makeup
What’s POPULAR is not always right
What’s Right is not always popular

     Scorpio

Control Your Destiny, or
Someone Else Will
Don’t worry.  It only seems
kinky the first time.

  Sagittarius

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be …? Ahhh… I see the Screw-up
Fairy has visited us again.

   Capricorn

ASSUME
NOTHING
Of Course I Don’t Look Busy
I Did it Right the First Time

    Aquarius

Chaos, Panic & Disorder..
my work here is done
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE
STRUGGLE IS AN OPTION

      Pisces 

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist

Reality is for people who lack
IMAGINATION

 

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