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Just this week, I received
a new catalog from AzureGreen, a company in Middlefield, MA (www.AzureGreen.com).
Among their other products, they had an amazingly diverse array of bumper
stickers. Some were funny, some not, but I started thinking about
which Zodiac signs would be motivated to display specific messages.
These messages are not all
politically correct (nor were they intended to be), but that's part of the
fun. And don't be offended if your particular sign in my list is
associated with characteristics you choose not to identify with. The
whole idea is to have some fun and reinforce our astrological knowledge at
the same time.
So maybe the next time
you're driving and see a bumper sticker, hopefully you'll think to
yourself, "I bet that driver is an _______" (fill in the
blank with an astrological Sun sign). It's a good way to pass time
in traffic.
Here's my list of a couple
examples of each Sun sign's hypothetical bumper stickers from the good
folks at AzureGreen. Check out their site, too because they have
lots more. Enjoy!
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ZODIAC BUMPER STICKERS |
Aries
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Do
NOT start with me
You will NOT win |
Get
In — Sit Down —
Shut Up — Hold On |
Taurus
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TREE
HUGGING DIRT WORSHIPPER |
EARTH
FIRST.
We’ll strip mine the
other planets later |
Gemini
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I’M
NOT TENSE…
just terribly, terribly alert. |
SARCASM
IS JUST ONE MORE SERVICE WE OFFER |
Cancer
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NEXT
MOOD SWING…
6 MINUTES |
Who
are these kids and
why are they calling me Mom? |
Leo
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I’m
really easy to get along with, ONCE YOU PEOPLE LEARN TO WORSHIP ME |
HERE
I AM.
Now what were your other
two wishes? |
Virgo
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A
Clear Conscience is
Sign of a Bad Memory |
Don’t
Believe
Everything You Think |
Libra
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WARNING
Driver Applying Makeup |
What’s
POPULAR is not always right
What’s Right is not always popular |
Scorpio
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Control
Your Destiny, or
Someone Else Will |
Don’t
worry. It only seems
kinky the first time. |
Sagittarius
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And
your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be …? |
Ahhh…
I see the Screw-up
Fairy has visited us again. |
Capricorn
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ASSUME
NOTHING |
Of
Course I Don’t Look Busy
I Did it Right the First Time |
Aquarius
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Chaos,
Panic & Disorder..
my work here is done |
CHANGE
IS INEVITABLE
STRUGGLE IS AN OPTION |
Pisces
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According
to my calculations,
the problem doesn’t exist
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Reality
is for people who lack
IMAGINATION |